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Junior no longer has vision problems. Apparently all 2 year-olds are farsighted and their vision fluctuates a lot during the third year — if a doc tells you your kid needs glasses, just make ‘em a second opinion appointment (which will take roughly 3 months, especially if you actually get two 2nd opinions) and all will be well.

This basically confirms my thought that, in many parenting matters, non-intervention is always a good course to consider. I’m aware that this parenting policy is at striking odds with my career life as a multi-card-carrying liberal sociologist whose favorite sociology-daddy is Comte (because of the sociologist as ‘priests of society’ thing).* I choose not to think deeply about this.

*Just kidding. My real favorite is much more lame… Durkheim!

 

  • When you shell out the money to buy STATA SE so that you can have as many as 32,000 variables, you also have to have a supercomputer for this to work. In practice, you will increase your variable limit from about 2200 to about 5300.
  • After 10 years of marriage, both of you will forget that it is your anniversary until you have had the obligatory 7am argument over whether or not Junior has been fed, why it is she is running around with a large golf club, and whose job is more important (and thus, who should get to shower first). The first person to say “Happy Anniversary” gets to shower first.
  • You submit a paper to a journal and haven’t heard back yet. In the interim, the same journal asks you to review not 1, not 2, but 3 papers. How many papers should I review before I ask the journal when they might be making a decision on my paper?
  • Students who get Bs never complain about their grade. Neither do students who get Cs, Ds, or Fs. All complaining is confined to those who receive an A- or a B+. This is extra annoying — I did well in school but I received my fair share of A-/B+ grades and never complained about a grade (except once, but it was because the TA made a mistake on a stats exam. This doesn’t count).
  • Buying a house requires signing lots of papers that I don’t understand (and I did the equivalent of the first year of law school). I don’t even read them anymore. It’s possible I have put up Junior as collateral.
  • My student evaluations were good this time around but not as good as the last time. All the comments were glowing, save one. This student clearly hated me and didn’t think I was funny at all. Of course, this is the only comment I think about — I can’t even bring myself to quote it on this blog. If undergrads only knew…
  • Not liking Obama or his policies does not make you a racist. By the same token, McCain’s position on campaign finance and his division from the Christian right does not make him a ‘liberal’ Republican (overheard: “it’s like electing an independent!”), a friend to the middle class, or pro-choice.

After a week off from blogging, I have nothing of consequence to say (not that I ever did, but I used to hide it better). Other bloggers are in Paris, NYC, Malawi, to name a few. NSP chose to go to Vegas on my off week — this will be no surprise to those who know me well.

  • I went with my best friend from grad school — she also started a new job this year and it was great to compare notes (none of which I’ll share here). While we were there, we saw the Sex and the City movie, had wraps involving herbs and assorted other things at a spa, and ate fancy french food.
    • The movie was not great. While the gals did like their labels in the show, it was front and center in a much more garish way in the movie.
    • There is an online quiz you can take to find out which SATC woman you are — I informed my friend that I was Carrie and she snorted; if she were Midwestern a “pshaw” would have escaped her lips. Apparently I am Miranda and any suggestion otherwise is met with great derision.
  • I think I may be a spa person. I am the least “spa-like” person I know and I need to get over the need to make conversation with my treatment person, but once I get past this, I may be a spa person.
  • We ate at Bouchon in the Venetian.*
    • I’ve previously considered escargot nothing more than a butter delivery device. Since I prefer my butter delivered by a different texture (namely, mussels), I never order them. I hereby amend this — the escargot special appetizer at Bouchon is fantastic. Better than any mussels I have ever tasted.
    • We ordered two entrees (lamb and salmon) and shared them on a center plate. Since sauces are hard to transport to another plate, this meant that each of us got one entree with very little sauce. We each preferred the other’s dish (whatever one we ate with no sauce). The sauces were over-salted in both cases. This is not good news for a French restaurant.
    • Creme brulee needs no additional flavoring. Vanilla is good. Restaurants should stop messing it up with essence of almond, or peach, or (god forbid) anything involving saffron.
  • We stayed at the Westin, a block off the strip between Bellagio and Caeser’s. I will never stay in a big casino again. It was relaxing, there were open tables, it was non-smoking, you didn’t have to walk a mile to the elevators to your room, and there was a free happy hour every day with snacks. I highly recommend it.
  • I will never play craps again. I will never play craps again.
  • I will stick to poker. I will stick to poker.

If you are lucky, you will meet someone in grad school that you would befriend outside of grad school. Once you leave, the loss of this person will be crushing. My NSP-friend is the only person in the world with whom I could discuss, with equal interest, Brangelina and the appropriateness of changing a child’s name past the age of 3, whether or not a particular variable can be treated as continuous, whether to submit a [softly] rejected paper to a comparable or lesser general journal or to go specialty, the beauty of the Kate Spade carry-on suitcase, the personal statement component of the first year review and the importance of three areas (three, not two, not four, but three!!), and the pros and cons of joint checking accounts for married couples. I have made good friends in my new home (and so has she) but she is (and always will be) an incredible net loss for me.

*The dinner reservations meant I didn’t see KG win the NBA finals. I ordered Mr. Me to record it but the DVR broke down. I am unhappy about this.

I HATE grading…

not because the papers are poorly-written and not because it takes forever. I hate it because I am in a school that makes this silly +/- distinction so I am forced to make distinctions among students that, for a few, amount to 2 point differences on exams. I need to change my evaluation method or someone needs to tell me the theory of life on grading.

I really dislike this because you always know some students better than others. There are always those that you like a lot and who make teaching fun. But to help them, I have to penalize students that I simply know less well or help those who never said a word but aced the exams. Help! Can I just say in my syllabus that if you talk to me and smile at me and say insightful, funny things after class that I reserve the right to give you whatever grade I want? Because, in a couple of cases, I feel like I’ve betrayed my best friend even though my grading system was significantly more generous than my syllabus required me to be. I changed my system in response to some of the comments last time I blogged about this but I still feel entirely too emotional about it.

Speaking of best friends, no blogging this week. Off to the desert with her for spa appointments, the NBA finals, the Sex and the City movie, potential Prada shopping, white truffle oil and veal stomachs, and drinking to excess. I look forward to coming home to find my grading problem solved in the comment section.

enough said.

I thought it ended pretty well though.

After a few years away from the NBA because of total disgust, I am loving the Finals. I’ve mentioned often how much I love Kevin Garnett. I don’t really care about the Celtics but I love the return of 80s-style team basketball. I like seeing Ray Allen adjust in favor of defense and team play — I love defensive teams in any and all sports.* Tonight the Celtics lost but if Paul Pierce can turn it on in the next game and KG keeps shooting, I feel good about their chances to take one in LA.

Best of all, Junior and I watched the game tonight and I explained to her that we don’t much like Kobe Bryant.** Our word for not nice people is that they are a “meanie.” When she sees his face on the TV now, she points and says “Meanie” very solemnly. When she sees KG, she claps. Nice.***

*I played sweeper for many, many years. It’s the most defensive and strategic position in soccer — even better, you can be good at it without being gifted athletically. Good footwork and lots of anticipation — just right for a future geeky and awkward PhD.

**It’s not the Colorado thing — I don’t know what went on there but I didn’t enjoy him long before it. He is, however (and unfortunately), an incredibly gifted basketball player and often impossible to defend against.

***This probably isn’t a good thing. She’s getting to the age where I have to worry a bit about funny things that I teach her for my own amusement.

I keep getting asked by assorted people about the academic job market — when to go, how to do it, is my cv ready, etc. It’s not at all clear why people are asking me. I did the test-run year, applied to about 6 places that varied widely in terms of rankings and assumed I’d end up going out again the next year once I had some more pubs. I ended up getting interviews at almost everywhere I applied and took the highest ranked offer at an R1. All this suggests that my experience was somewhat unusual and violated some of the job market rules your advisor will tell you about… That said, here is what I tell people — you shouldn’t take this as advice, only one more experience to add to the pile as you decide whether or not to give it a whirl this year.

1. When am I ready?

I dunno, ask your advisor. The stock answer is… It depends on what kind of job you want and how much your CV maps on to that goal. If it doesn’t, what’s the likelihood that it will in one year? If it will, wait. If it won’t, adjust your expectations. Is your diss far enough along that you can do a great job talk? If it is, go for it.

The more complicated answer comes with a story… My last year in grad school, I was on a panel for other students about the academic job market and the discussion was about the importance of being “ready.” By “ready,” the faculty meant your diss is far enough along to yield a good job talk, you’ve got some pubs, and some significant teaching experience. While the DGS, the chair, and assorted other faculty (including my advisor) said all this, those of us on the panel (each having successfully navigated the job market the year before) starting eyeing each other nervously. All of us had violated at least one of the criterion and we did well. Very few of us have EVERYTHING but you can’t be lacking on every measure and expect to get multiple offers.

In terms of being ‘ready’ to be a professor, grad school should chafe at some point. Worry if it doesn’t… You ought to be a little bugged by the hoops. You ought to be gunning to be left alone to do your work and you ought to have a plan for how you will spend the next few years. NOTE: this won’t actually happen — once you start, you’ll just need your chair’s signature on everything instead of your advisor’s and you’ll also be much busier, but you should at least dream of it this way.

Had I waited a year, I probably would have had as many choices in terms of offers but the mix of choices would have included more highly ranked schools. That said, the offer I took would have ranked just as highly among them and I suspect I would have made the same decision — your first placement matters, don’t rush to the market over a year when it can cost you a lot in the long-term.

2. Where or to how many places should I apply?

I dunno, ask your advisor.

My experience was that my advisor had high standards for when he allowed me to go, but was pretty hands-off once I did. This strikes me as the most reasonable course. He, after all, had to write the letter and ’stump’ for me so it makes sense that he have a lot of control on the when part. After that, however, it was up to me. I know he wasn’t thrilled by one place I applied to and bothered by a few that I left off the list, but to his credit, he didn’t say so. You have to balance a lot of desires — hitting the highest ranked place, finding a place that suits your substantive interests, balancing teaching or research, possibly your partner’s career, possibly the happiness and well-being of your children, meeting your advisor’s expectations (this one comes up a lot, btw), the long-term effect on your career and your ability to move, and so on. That said, you are the one who has to go to work every day. You need to be satisfied with where you go and you also need to come home to a family that isn’t miserable. If that means 50 or 100 applications, great. If it doesn’t, that’s fine too.

3. Better to make decisions pre-application than post-offer.

Related to above, my spouse was prickly about where he would go and where he wouldn’t. I gave him the ASA employment bulletin in August and told him to make a list of vetos. Once he did that, I had total control when it came to offers. In the end, it didn’t quite work out this way but I headed off a lot of potential arguments. This strategy would probably also work well if you have others in your life that insist on you applying to school x, y, or z. You should never apply somewhere you wouldn’t go. This especially applies if you do what I did (the test year with few applications).

4. What’s the job talk like?

I dunno. Go to a bunch of them and see.

Job talks are tough but, viewed correctly, also fun. There are very few situations in which you get to present your work to a broad audience as a graduate student outside of the academic job market. I loved doing job talks. The best compliment I got was from a dean who said my job talk was wonderful but that I really turned it on during the Q & A. Why? Because I felt good about my diss, its design, and I was really interested in what people had to say. I didn’t view job talks as a forum for people to ‘catch me’ in an error or as a strategic exercise in avoiding looking stupid. A graduate student at one place asked me something I’d never thought about — this question excited me the most and the faculty got to see me work it out in real time. Because I didn’t view his question as a ‘gotcha!’ moment, I wasn’t flustered by it. You shouldn’t view them as an experience to survive — view them as an opportunity to wow the audience. You may not, but at least your attitude going in will be better. I’d also point out that I have never heard of a department spending the time and money to fly someone in for an interview in order to tell them that their work sucks.

My only real advice to is to DOa practice job talk in your home department. And not just for your advisor, committee members, and your friends. Make sure to get faculty who may know you and like you but don’t really know anything about your diss or your research. This talk should be the toughest one you give — make sure to fill the audience with a wide range of people.

4. What am I supposed to ask during the individual meetings or at the ASA employment service interviews?

It doesn’t really matter, I’ve found. Check the Chronicle of Higher Education, they have suggestions. The important thing to understand is that you will [often] do most of the asking during them — this surprised me. Ask about teaching, collegiality, research support for assistant professors, the place of the department within the school, the grad students, the area, whatever — but don’t think up new questions for each meeting. The way to learn about a department is not to ask inappropriate questions or to think up many different ones, but to ask mundane questions and see if you get the same answers to them from different people. If you don’t, you’ve learned something potentially valuable about the department.

 5. Should I do the employment service?

I dunno, read Scatterplot. I did it and found it helpful. The highly ranked R1s generally don’t participate so I also set up informal meetings at ASA with faculty at these schools. Even if you are gunning for a very highly-ranked R1, I think the employment service can be useful because it gives you a taste of what the interviewing process will be like, gives you experience talking about your diss and research plans, and affords the opportunity to widen your network. Especially now when it is online and you can decline meetings before ASA with relatively little cost, you can meet with as many or as few people as you want by restricting your available time slots or conveying interest in only a few schools. (BTW, I found blaming the spouse’s career a good go-to reason not to meet with an interviewer if they expressed interest before ASA — I would say it would be difficult for us to go there and I didn’t want to waste their time but most appreciated the invitation).

I also think there is an exception to the ranking-employment service conventional wisdom. In some subdisciplines (criminology comes to mind but there may be others) there are schools that may not be very highly ranked overall but also have very good programs in a subarea that do participate in the employment service. I met with a few sociology departments that had phenomenal criminologists in them but were not in the top 40 of soc departments. One of these yielded a very attractive job offer. Depending on your area of interest and if you hope to end up at an R1, you may be surprised at the places that do participate.

UPDATE: I’ve had the same question asked by three people via email so I thought I would add it.

6. When/Do I disclose my family situation?

I can’t help if you have a two body problem and I don’t know when to disclose this. As for kids, I didn’t hide the fact that I had one (Junior was 1 while I was interviewing) but I didn’t make a point to talk about it either. A few people asked (not people in my current department) and a few times kids came up so I disclosed that I had one. This doesn’t appear to have influenced my experience on the market in any way that I can discern. My own thought was that I didn’t really want to work somewhere where kids were viewed as a problem so I didn’t have much incentive to hide her. Others may give you different advice on this.

The main thing about the market to remember is that very little of it is under your control. Much of it is random and you often won’t get the interview you want because of factors that often have very little to do with you. If I had to do it all over again, I would do many things differently but I also suspect I’d end up in the same place. At the end of the day, I am incredibly lucky. To the extent that you are able to do this as well, feel good about it. To the extent that you are not, don’t beat yourself up about it.

Things to smile about:

– Barack Obama, in the place of my birth, clinching the presidential nomination for the Democratic Party.

– Making an offer on a house today. Our first house ever. We may, in fact, be grownups. We can actually afford it and it is the perfect size and layout to boot. It’s in good shape but not so fancy that we have to obsess about it. Mr. Me is already referring to it as ‘Junior’s demolition house.’

– Preparing for my last lecture tomorrow before a blissful summer break of furious data analysis and heavy writing.

– Joining another newsocprof in Vegas for a vacation to decompress and compare notes on the first year. Today, she sent word of spa appointments and a tacit agreement to see the Sex and the City movie with me (no jokes, please).

– Flying off to see much-loved grad school friends marry this weekend. Young friend, many cheers and thanks for letting me be a part of it.

– Kevin Garnett getting a crack at the NBA finals. Assuming we have money left over after the home purchase, I hope to target Kobe Bryant soon. The NBA generally appalls me but I adore KG and will be watching every game with much interest.*

 

*One of my highlights in life was running into KG at a store. Junior and I were home buying holiday gifts and he was buying gifts as well. Junior was about 8 months old and was completely amazed by him — I think it was the height and I couldn’t get her to stop staring and squirming to crawl over to him. Her father is very tall (but no 7 footer) and she is in love with people who can toss her high, high into the sky. I think she was contemplating the thought of KG throwing her into the air, delighted at the possibility, and trying to figure out a way to make it happen.

Alert! The 2008 Scripps National Spelling Bee is on Friday, ABC, 7 central.

Mr. Me and and I were channel-flipping a few years ago and happened on to it… 6 hours later and we were still watching. We’ve watched it every year since. The first year and every year thereafter, I found it gripping (not unlike the second Roddick-Federer Wimbledon final when I thought Andy had a chance going into the 3rd set — I am an obsessive, disturbed tennis fan so this is really saying something). If you’ve never seen it, watch. It is oddly fascinating…

UPDATE: An instant classic spelling bee moment from 2008:

Announcer: Numnah.

[Audience filled mostly with adults in their 50s who are nowhere near as smart as the 12 year old spellers begins laughing hysterically in background]

Speller: Numnut?

[Audience continues laughing]

Announcer, said slowly: Numnah.

Speller: Oh! That’s a relief…

Ratatouille

Since I spend so much time complaining about children’s movies, I thought I’d take a moment to praise Ratatouille. It’s pretty good, has a nice underlying message about stratification, and a minimum of gender bs.* I’m probably missing some things but the first pass survived the horrified parents test.

*One scene is weird though. The rat is running through the wall of an apartment building and you see snippets of what is going on in each apartment. In one, a woman is brandishing a gun at her partner, she fires, she misses, they then fall into each other’s arms kissing. Very strange, but at least the rat rolls his eyes at this. The female cook is also a little aggressive — she keeps smacking the main human character across the face. The main human character of course responds by falling in love with her. Perhaps Ratatouille isn’t any better than any of the others I’ve written about but I am just bothered less by portrayals strong (but just as inappropriate) women?

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